WARNING TO LADIES: TEN THINGS YOU MUST NEVER DO IN PRESENCE OF YOUR MAN
Fart in front of your man.
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to but the really hate when you do it in their presence. If you doubt me, first, check out the real meaning of the "farting" and then go and ask a man whom you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front of him
Eating too much
Try to control your eating habit when you are with your man. Do not be deceived with the fact that he loves you: he may give you red card because of your eating habit. I realize that ladies are recently becoming fans of food especially in Kenya. Eating is good but don't just eat anything in front of you. When men are around you they watch how you handle food and read a lot from it.
Washing your panties.
NEVER you wash your undies in presence of your man. Forget that popular slang which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even wash your undies. It is a big fallacy and please, washing of your undies front of your man makes him see you as a dirty and shameless element.
Bad sitting habit
This is very Important to you ladies because some of you feel comfortable sitting anyhow in front of your man. You feel he is yours and he should see your laps, your pants etc since he is used to seeing them. But a typical man feels insecure when you do this in front of him: he feels you will also do it front of others. Men hates this, learn to sit properly in front of your man.
Control the length you laugh in front of your man. When he is not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn't know when she polluted: Too bad.
Talking too much
We men Have come to accept that women talk too much but we still hate it. Be moderate when talking in presence of your man. You may talk and win the award as the most expensive talkative when your man is not around.
Please, have control of things you say in front of your man. Don't be too naughty when it comes to your language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!! Being mindful of your language will help a lot. If you talk too much talk sense and use good language except when your man is not around. You have your girlfriends for the bad language and crazy talk, not your man.
Though, not all men hate this attitude but most men do. Most men will associate ladies who drink with a lot of bad things. When men look at ladies they intend to marry they picture how you will bring up the children. If you drink alcohol then this might be bad news for you if you are dating a principled man.
Always watching movies.
If you love to always watch movies, please, for the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop that once your man is around. Give him total concentration if he is talking with you. Watching a lot of movies might create the impression that you are too lazy and that you are too idle to be sensitive about your environment. Most men will interprate this as bad news. They will run away.
Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel that one day you will fight his mother. This really speaks negative of you. Most men try as much as possible to stay away with trouble makers. If you fight thatreflects the negative part of you.
MORAL LESSON: When men think of marrying a lady they look at very simple things that many women ignore or think its normal. Your beauty at that stage does not really matter, it mattered when he approached you at first but when it comes to marrying very little things matter.